Movies you should never watch on the first date.(Pt1)

Horror Movies

1.LAST HOUSE ON THE LEFT!!!!!!!!

      First of all, this is a pretty decent movie, towards the end. BUT, if you are on your first date, im pretty sure you wont get "Lucky" after she sees the 15 minute rape scene(28minutes on unrated version). If you actually attempt to watch this film while on a first date, or find it romantic in anyway, you should be locked up, stat. This is a major no-no.

2.The Devils Rejects
      Rob Zombie is most likely the best director of horror films ever to grace the industry. Personally, we love his movies, all of them. But you have to ask yourself what your motives are if you choose this to break the ice. Your not gonna bump uglies with this one.

3.Jason Goes to Hell
      I mean, if your into watching your future significant other be impaled and ripped in half by a road sign during intercourse, this may be the one for you. But im pretty sure, after seeing this, both of you will become "born again" virgins, and abstinece will prevail.

4.The Hills Have Eyes
      Another romantic rape thriller. Except the rape scene in this is not as long, definitely weird though.

5.See No Evil
      Ok, so pro wrestler Kane of WWE is a monster in a hotel, who steals peoples eyeballs. There is one scene in particular where he traps a girl in a cage and plea... Fuck it just watch it.

     







To be honest no person in their right mind should ever watch a stalker movie while snuggling. Every time you see a couple in a movie like this, they are either the first to die, or they die in the most brutal and slow way you could ever imagine. Sure, horror movies are great, and we love them, especially the really brutal ones. Who doesnt love a copious amount of blood and torture? But when you mix romance and disembowelments together, its just not right.

Part 2 Coming soon - "Drama"