Whats really going on in chat rooms.

      Nowadays parents are asking more and more questions about these "chat rooms", and wondering what exactly is going on within, and behind their kids closed doors. Who are they talking to at 4 A.M.? What are they talking about? Why is it more important they run upstairs and lock the door as soon as they get home from school, and after dinner. This maybe the most frustrating issue that parents have to deal with, besides video game addictions, premarital sex, drugs/alcohol and "sexting". Within this article, we reveal the truth, and its not pretty!

      The main thing you must realize, is that all of your fears are true. Your children are participating in what we call "Cyber-Sex". This is extremely damaging and desensitizing to young people. Not only are they experimenting with this at even younger ages, but it also decreases the age bracket where they start experimenting with the physical side of intimacy. Young women are getting pregnant at ages as young as 11! Some of the problem lies within parenting. Sure you ask all these questions and your concerned, but when it comes down to it, are you your childrens friend, or parent? Do you have what it takes to show your son how to assemble a condom? Do you have the wherewithal to explain the schedule of birth control pills? Can you afford another child? Because you know damn well they can't! By now im sure the list is running in your heads to include STD's, sodomy, and underage marriage! Dont fret, castration is still an option. Filopian tubes CAN be tied! But we can guarantee your children will never forgive you for either option. There are far better solutions out there other than genital violence.

      Well start with the top chat rooms of today, of course AOL/AIM an old internet and instant messaging service. AOL is the most popular. There are many others to include Yahoo and MSN. The first thing you must understand is that most of the actual users are older men who prey upon young women and young men, posing as a young man themselves and or a female. (ex. image on right) These predators are there simply to get their ninnies off, because they are, a registered sex offender, an unregistered sex offender, a pedophile, retarded, or just sick. We lean towards sick/retarded.

      Another percentage makes up more than half of the screen names in the chat rooms. These are called "robots", to put it simply they are automated users that attract men and women who are vulnerable and lonely into thinking they are talking with a real person of the opposite and/or same sex. They then trick the actual user into paying for a subscription to freaks of cock, two girls one cup, one guy one screwdriver and cake farts.

      With computers now coming fully equipped with webcams and microphones these textual "sexcapades" dont stop with the written word. Now we are faced with personalized audio/visual pornography!

      The attraction to this is overwhelming for curious(or bi-curious) young people, or nerds. It is safe to say that these make up the smaller percentage of users. Your children are in danger! Thank GOD for Chris Hansen(left) and Dateline NBC for their excellent work on "To catch a predator". We here at The Sensible Council salute you. Now these predators are taking extra precautionar measures to encrypt their emails and I.P. addresses so they may sort through their prey.

THERE IS A SOLUTION! The solution is simple. Its called...are you ready.....DISCIPLINE! Go into your backyard, pick out a nice firm stick, and beat your kid with it. Nothing gets the point across better than a good old fashioned whoopin. Take them to an abortion clinic, and follow a patient before during and after their procedure to show them what the repercussions could be. Pick out the most disgusting pictures of STD's on google images and show them. Or you could just have them read this article, and watch a few episodes of "To catch a predator". Your welcome.